Wednesday, July 4, 2007
An excerpt taken from the article by the Vietnam press-
I DO I DO
The press conference conducted after lunch kicked off with the press team of Vietnam posing a very interesting question to a certain delegate from Brunei Darussalam. The question posed was “what does the delegate from Brunei feel about friendly, or well, friendlier relations with the Laos?”
After casting several looks of supposed cuteness at the Vietnam press, who declines to comment on how the supposed was not what it was supposed, the delegate of Brunei, Greggory (something) proceeded to tell the floor that the truth. “The truth is…that Brunei and Laos is having…having…”
At this long and hesitant pause carrying a tinge of bashfulness, someone from the secretariat seated at the back of the Chamber very aptly shouted “affair!” However, Greggory (something) from Brunei chose not to employ such an appropriate term and instead finished his sentence with “very close relations”.
The press then questioned this delegate regarding his views on long-distance relations and he declined to comment. Instead, he called upon the prime minister of Laos and the sultan of Brunei, both of whom expressed their profound joy and congratulations at the sacred union of these two countries, much to the (disguised and camouflaged) ecstasy of les amoureux.
A member of the secretariat then saw fit to declare the two man and wife, or, “man and man” as they do in Brunei, as claimed by Greggory (something)
As an ending note, Malaysia and Myanmar seemed to bring out the epitome of the phrase “man and wife” by bickering openly, an argument which led to Malaysia pushing to kick Myanmar out of the house, as that met with no avail, Malaysia began chiding Myanmar about how much she, or rather he, brings home every year. This squabble ended with Malaysia stomping off, sulking, while Myanmar remained smugly lodged in his seat, smirking.